Which Early Youtuber Would You Have Signed To A Long Term Deal?

On the last episode of LCB, we reviewed dune with Large, interviewed Seth Green and had a very interesting chat with Rhett and Link of Good Mythical Morning. They are currently doing something very interesting called the Mythical Accelerator Fund to invest money into social media stars. That lead me to prompt them with this question: which retro YouTuber would you have invested in back near the brith of the website? 

Let's say it's almost like Shark Tank. Star Wars kid, Tay Zonday, Numa Numa Kid & more come up to you and ask you to invest in their next video. Which one would you end up picking? Personally, at the time it came out, I thought Evolution of Dance was the funniest shit I had ever seen. It's literally just a guy dancing! In retrospect, though, I definitely would have drafted the Unforgivable guy because that video still kills me.